The Bishop of Southern Ohio, the Rt. Rev. Thomas E. Breidenthal, is visiting our church today and I’m scheduled to introduce him. He’s a remarkable thinker and communicator in our diocese, the Episcopal Church, and the Anglican Communion.
As I was reading his biography on the Diocese of Southern Ohio website, I noticed a link to the translation engine Babelfish (named, of course, for the universal translator in Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, in turn named for the Biblical Tower of Babel, pictured).
The Bishop is a indeed great communicator, but I’m not so sure about Babelfish. I decided to translate parts of his biography into French using Babelfish, and then reverse engineer it by rendering the French back into English the same way. The results are rather . . . whimsical, shall I say. To get the full effect, imagine that I am speaking this in a comical French accent somewhere between Pepe LePew and Hercule Poirot. What was:
A noted author, he has written about the issues of same-sex unions
becomes:
A remarkable author, it wrote about the exits of the trade unions even sexes
and:
Ordained to the priesthood in 1982, Bishop Breidenthal brings a strong intellectual and academic background to the diocese
is rendered as:
Ordered to priesthood in 1982, Breidenthal bishop extremely brings a intellectual and school bottom to the diocese
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